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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Made in the USA—no Founding Fathers required, just great printers. We're a US-based company through and through, printing our tees right here at home (because if it was good enough for the original 13 colonies, it's good enough for us). For our international customers, we've partnered with printers around the globe, so your order arrives fast—no Pony Express necessary.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide—because great tees, like great empires, know no borders. Shipping rates vary by location, so check our shipping policy for the details, no royal decree required.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email with a special number—think of it as your own personal expedition log. Follow your package's journey from warehouse to doorstep, no compass (or TPS report) required.

What materials are your products made of?

Built to last, unlike most empires. We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and more reliable than a Monday morning status meeting. Exact materials may vary by item, so check the product page for the fine print (we promise it's more interesting than the Treaty of Versailles).

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